'I won't pay the fine', she said. Frowning, the cop asked for her driving license.

'I don't have one', she said. Perplexed, the officer asked for her car papers.

'I don't have them either because I stole this car', she said coolly.

'From whom, where?' asked the cop, confused.

'About 2 miles from here, I had to kill the guy for his car.'

'Killed him!" shouted the cop, pulling out his gun. "Where's the body?!!?

'In the boot.' the lady was cool as a cucumber.

The shocked cop pointed his gun towards her and asked her step out of the car, as he called his superior on the talkie.

The superior soon arrived and the two cops conferred for a while. Then the senior cop asked the lady, 'This officer here says you don't have a driving

licence?' with a puzzled look on her face, the lady swiftly pulled out her licence from her bag. 'Here it is', she said.

Confused, the cop again asked, "And My officer says you don't have proper papers?' The lady brought out complete set of registration papers, all in

her own name.

'My officer says you have a dead body in your boot?'

She quickly opened the back of her car, which was empty.

'And now, captain', said the lady, 'your officer will say I was speeding, too!'